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Posted - 2012.11.19 18:41:00 -
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What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it! |

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Posted - 2012.11.22 09:28:00 -
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Lets get the party started, recruitment is still open. |

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Posted - 2012.11.24 09:54:00 -
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I always tell Senjo to stop leaving food on the lawn, I knew it would attract dogs. |

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Posted - 2012.11.25 00:06:00 -
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Finally moved off to Branch, the lawn is always greener on the other side.
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Posted - 2012.11.26 21:09:00 -
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I'm spreading my seeds all over the lawn in branch |

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Posted - 2012.11.27 19:49:00 -
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mate you need to take a joke |

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Posted - 2012.11.28 07:14:00 -
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Now for the momma jokes!
Yo mama so fat, she causes weather conditions in wormhole space. |

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Posted - 2012.11.29 13:40:00 -
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Eve makes long days livable. |

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Posted - 2012.11.30 10:52:00 -
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Finally Friday, can't wait for tonights roam. |

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Posted - 2012.12.01 11:20:00 -
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Can't believe it's already December. |

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Posted - 2012.12.02 09:35:00 -
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2 days till the patch, I hope they don't screw it up.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 14:13:00 -
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Can't wait to finish the download! |

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Posted - 2012.12.05 07:08:00 -
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Bumpy!! |

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Posted - 2012.12.06 09:12:00 -
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How many Caldaris does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None. Caldari do not screw, they are grown in factories. |

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Posted - 2012.12.29 11:17:00 -
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Almost 2013, the year is going to end with a blink of an eye. |

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Posted - 2013.01.01 18:26:00 -
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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
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Posted - 2013.01.05 19:46:00 -
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Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice |

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Posted - 2013.01.16 20:19:00 -
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bumpy! |

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Posted - 2013.01.18 10:07:00 -
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Internet spaceships are serious business! |

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Posted - 2013.01.18 23:22:00 -
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Recruitment still open. |

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Posted - 2013.02.24 21:19:00 -
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Bumpy! |

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Posted - 2013.02.25 10:07:00 -
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What does a Caldari capsuleer have in common with a Minmatar warship?
They both fall apart at the first sign of battle |

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Posted - 2013.03.22 11:26:00 -
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What's blue white and silver?
Gallentian toilet paper.(the caldari flag) |

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Posted - 2013.04.11 16:51:00 -
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Summer is near, basement time! |

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Posted - 2013.04.19 09:06:00 -
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Why did the Gnome cross the hedge?
to see if the grass was greener on the other side! |

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Posted - 2013.04.23 09:41:00 -
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Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn!Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! |

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Posted - 2013.05.04 09:55:00 -
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Recruitment is still active, IT has catered to many individuals since it's inception, but the one that it suits the most is the team player, if you like adult humour and like to blow up ships this is the right corp for you, we have a broad range of time zones, manly EU(AU) and US.
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Posted - 2013.05.05 07:50:00 -
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The purge of Venal continues, BL and 401k towers pop one by one, and the odd carrier.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=17604976 |

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Posted - 2013.05.06 09:31:00 -
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The battle of N5Y-4N
2013-05-05 09:27 - 13:28
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&kll_id=17626586
Was by far the best part of the purge of venal. |

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Posted - 2013.05.12 22:23:00 -
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When is a Caldari worth 0.01 ISK? When you shoot him with a tritanium bullet... |

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Posted - 2013.05.13 12:01:00 -
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While training to be Dusters, an Amarr and a Caldari jump from a dropship in low atmosphere. Both forgot their parachutes. Which hits first?
The answer? Who cares |

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Posted - 2013.05.16 08:23:00 -
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Page 11 already. |

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Posted - 2013.05.18 10:14:00 -
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bumpy!
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Posted - 2013.05.24 08:45:00 -
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Imperium Technologies 10th anniversary is coming up this Thursday, come celebrate with us, free drinks and humour dispensed. |

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Posted - 2013.05.26 21:53:00 -
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What a fun roam! |

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Posted - 2013.05.29 07:39:00 -
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Can't believe you died to gate rats in your venture Rumtin. |

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Posted - 2013.05.30 19:18:00 -
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A decade old, many can't say that about there corporation, through thick and thin, Imperium Technologies survived. |

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Posted - 2013.07.25 13:08:00 -
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RECRUITING PVP PILOTS ONLY Gū¦50 million Skill Points minimum. Gū¦500+ total kills with an active pvp history. Gū¦Full Account API Key Access required. Gū¦Mumble and Pidgen installed and ready to use. Gū¦Must be willing to adhere to a fleet doctrine when needed. |

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Posted - 2013.09.30 13:22:00 -
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Recruitment still open. |

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Posted - 2013.10.23 13:30:00 -
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A little joke to keep the tread going.
Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.
The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it. |

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Posted - 2013.11.03 09:22:00 -
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Recruitment still open. |

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Posted - 2013.11.04 08:30:00 -
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Bumpy! |

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Posted - 2013.11.05 11:49:00 -
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Bump. |

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Posted - 2013.11.06 08:33:00 -
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So a pirate walks into his ship's station drydock, fuming with anger. "I just got out a cloning station," he glares around at the fitting crew, "so, would someone here like to explain why there were mining lasers fitted on my HAC?"
Finally, one man raises his hand. "Well sir, you did say that you were going to be going after a rokh..."
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Posted - 2013.11.07 10:29:00 -
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It beats living in branch, no more 2 hours journeys to get to pewpew! |

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Posted - 2013.11.21 08:51:00 -
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Death to Empire Pocos! |

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Posted - 2013.11.30 19:36:00 -
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Bump
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Posted - 2013.12.04 17:08:00 -
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Bump |

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Posted - 2013.12.06 09:08:00 -
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Poor tormentor:)
Yesterday, I was in a interceptor roam, god those little ships are fast in the course of 1 hour we racked up 11 kills, the best counter for ceptors is a ceptor gang , the last kill was quiet funny, an unfitted gnosis, warped to 0 on the gate, he basically gave up, it would be the equivalent to when a pack of lions take down a buffalo and the buffalo knows it screwed.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N_mOB63qPaE/TNmaP205thI/AAAAAAAAQrg/vquKGZxeuXU/s1600/Lions-Hunting-Buffalo-video-pics-4.JPG
(Pointed and tackled)
http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34714 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34713 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34715 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34716 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34717 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34718 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34719 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34720 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34721 http://imptech.org/kb4/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=34709 |

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Posted - 2013.12.08 15:18:00 -
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Bumpy! |

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Posted - 2013.12.09 17:53:00 -
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Had a fun CTA this morning, we formed up in Tornagas to counter the Ishtar fleet Disband formed to take out a small pos in our sov, it was put into reinforcement on a saturday, looking at timer, it was going to be a interesting fight, we didn't expect them to bring a shield ahac fleet, we had range control and similar speed, it didn't help that they where burning to us, we engaged their scimitars as they burnt off, the ishtars got out of rep range(big mistake), we killed off the majority of the ishtars before they warped away, we didn't have tackle on the field, we had a similar sized fleet, I didn't expect them to engage us so eagerly.
http://lawn.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=20842950 |

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Posted - 2013.12.11 16:42:00 -
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Bump:) |

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Posted - 2014.03.06 12:54:00 -
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Recruitment is back and open. |

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Posted - 2014.03.09 09:18:00 -
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Can't believe it's been a month after the B-r Incident, I had so much in fun in Tidi
https://zkillboard.com/detail/36257244/ |

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Posted - 2014.03.14 07:49:00 -
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15 minutes too late to get on dread kills, why is fountain always so far!
https://zkillboard.com/related/30004608/201403131900/ |
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